Damn! This is such a great idea, why didn't I think of it? It's post-rapture pet care, from
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA! Imagine you're a good Christian who will be called to Jesus at the Rapture. Who's going to take care of your pets? The Atheists, of course! For a fee, that is...
I would totally sign up to do this. I love animals. Besides, we'd be taking money from people who don't need it where they're going.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of other kinds of Rapture Insurance.
hahahahah !!!! Fabulous !!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing on this !