Life is keeping me busy today (in a good way!), so I'm going to leave you with something funny. Really funny – this is one of the best parodies I've found. It's really hard to tell the difference between Hank and God ...
Kissing Hank's Ass, by Jim Huber
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."
Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"
CONTINUED ... CLICK HERE to read the rest of this great story on JHuger's web site. Enjoy!
Monday, May 3, 2010
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It's also been made into a short film.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ