But today's story is much bigger than hair splitting, because apparently Glenn Beck, the Fox News comedian, er, I mean news commentator and ultra-right-wing religious fanatic, is *gasp* a Mormon! Can you imagine that?? I mean, he's been passing himself off as a Christian!
But Bill Keller explained that:
"... the beliefs of the satanic Mormon cult are totally inconsistent with Biblical Christianity ... a person who believes in the lies of the Mormon cult is no more a Christian than a Muslim is."And who, you might ask, is Bill Keller? Why he's the head of the "world's largest interactive Christian website" with over 2.4 million subscribers! That must make him the expert on what makes a true Christian!
It seems Glenn Beck now gets another nomination to the Liar's Club! Only this time, it's not from me and other atheists, but rather from the evangelical Christians, who are out to expose Beck's "deception." Beck is also special because he's been nominated to the Hypocrite's Club – a double award.
So, Mr. Keller, you'll be happy to know that your nomination for Beck to the Liar's Club is hereby accepted. Thanks to your efforts Mr. Keller, you'll be happy to know that Glenn Beck has more nominations to the Liar's Club than anyone else!